joke for you

Deank wrote:time to head to Ottawa to test my theory.

Good Lord! You're not going to walk around topless are you?!

Deank wrote:say you know what.
IF someone did have an accident whilst they were doing this, they could be sued. normally, since women being topless in Canada is legal, they would not be able to be sued. BUT since they are on purpose dressing this way JUST to get people to notice them, they could in fact be subject to a lawsuit


time to head to Ottawa to test my theory.

Didn't that happen in an episode of Seinfeld?

In a manssiere.

It's called a "BRO" !

Deank wrote:I was hard on them at one time. Now... not so much but give me a few minutes

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...Or at least keep that kind of information in the "members only" section! LOL

Deank you said:

say you know what.
IF someone did have an accident whilst they were doing this, they could be sued. normally, since women being topless in Canada is legal, they would not be able to be sued. BUT since they are on purpose dressing this way JUST to get people to notice them, they could in fact be subject to a lawsuit

Now there's food for taught...Love your thinking Deank and let's go after the "PETA GIRLS" and sue them...and...

And AH!...The only problem is the "PETA GIRLS" may show up for court naked and then what we do?...and...

And I say maybe bring more of them?...GGF

A friend of mine just sent me this joke in an email...GGF

Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in.

As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.

The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea."

Well, the little Newfie gets back on his bar stool and resumes drinking his beer.

The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.

The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves.

A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar.
He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out.

The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a f%%k$n hockey stick from Canadian Tire."

FIVE SHORT STORIES BY MEN!

ONE
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."
He said, "No, just taking a sh1t."

TWO
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

THREE
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."

FOUR
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

FIVE
I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"

# Five was the most funniest.

# Four I didn't understand...

...greeblok...

four was the funniest.
five is just stupid :>

# Three was the funniest.
Five is right out!

Well...I fired two of the writers and put the others on notice.

My silly friends keep sending me emails like this...GGF

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink"...

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
“MOUNT & DO”...

And now a thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion?
















You cry when you cut up the onion.

While shopping with the wife and grandson yesterday...

We bought a frozen turkey and while we were at the cashier...The cashier rang the turkey through and then the other employee was "struggling" and "trying" to keep this turkey in one of our bags and it kept falling out and just about hit the ground so...

I looked at the cashier that was running the till and said in a nice calm voice...

"Hey there my dear"..."Did someone forget to kill this turkey cause I taught I was buying a dead turkey and not one that was still alive?"...and "I think I should have a discount if I have to kill the turkey before buying it"...

And it was hilarious and the poor other employee that was trying to bag the turkey "cracked up laughing" etc and then they both offered us all the green grass we could of wanted and you know the type you put such as in our grandson's easter baskets of course...

Happy Easter everyone...

Just a few LOL! That happen in the box as a "creative" response to a thread subject matter...

In one of the threads...

Come on man.....I need to score badly!

In a different thread...

Yep, you're still an a$$hole!

Now, now, cut that out cause that's way too much detail for what I care for...

It's the sandbox man... SANDBOX.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more.

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:





"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

remember the guy who paid a bill with a spider?

heh.. has a fun website apparently.
deals with his landlord and a surprise inspection
http://www.27bslash6.com/grubby.html

deals with another tenant and not being invited to a party
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html


heh... If this stuff is true, this guy is one very very twisted person.

ooo ooo.. an easter one

http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

"they are very small ducks"
http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html

LOL

My keyboard at work...

Went looking for websites that can help intellectually-challenged sandboxinians and ran across this image of our resident anti-Zionist-conspirators' mind...

A right-wing blogger? That's a catch. She should be so lucky.
Women should definately be mindful of left-wing cartoonists though.