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176joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:03 pm

Deank


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I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

" Really? " she said " Go on then try. "

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

" Come on, " she demanded, " What day was i born? "

I said " Yesterday! "

177joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm

grumpy old man

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Heh heh. Ummm, really. You did that?

178joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:07 pm

Deank

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no.. but I am thinking of doing it tonight!

179joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Mon May 28, 2012 3:40 pm

Deank

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one
foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,
"I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.

180joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Mon May 28, 2012 3:51 pm

grumpy old man

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Boo.

True story.

181joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:41 pm

Deank

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts

182joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:52 pm

grumpy old man

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What have I told you about drinking and posting?

183joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:15 pm

Deank

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do it more often?

but seriously that is the funniest damn joke I have heard in a long long long time

184joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:50 am

Deank

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Deank wrote:if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts

dude... damn that joke is funny

185joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:48 pm

JT Estoban

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I've seen that joke making the rounds....

You forgot the first part of the joke: "Every time I see a Math word problem it looks like this: if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts"


At least, that's the version I've seen....which I find just as dang funny as you do apparently. lol

186joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:23 pm

Deank

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heh.. WOOT!

187joke for you - Page 8 Empty Re: joke for you Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:04 pm

cobragt

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Lets get some new ones going.

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