Stoopid Laws in Manitoba

We're sworn to secrecy.

Found this link:

More Stoopid Laws

Amazing how many there are around the world.

its illegal to strike a sidewalk in winnipeg with a metal object.

isnt that how this thread starteD?

Deank wrote:apparently not. Who would have thought eh?

hmm I guess that remote controlled adult toy is out too...

Whats the point of hooking up a playstation to a car then???

Come on!! i wanna drive around and play racing games at the same time!!
These law types are no fun!

When I've seen playstations hooked up to cars, it was in the trunk, so that when the guy takes his car to car shows, his girlfriend has something to do while sitting around the car.

Next thing you know, doing coke and getting a blow job while driving will be illegal. God, how will I ever survive my morning commute?!?

Stay home and do it there while you work from home .

what with all the new laws popping up, and more stoopid things happening (ie. the Italian thing)...I figured I'd resurrect this thread from the first month of the Sandbox .

The Italian Thing?

EDIT: Got it. Just had to dig a little further in the sandbox with my plastic shovel.

It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlor in (Alberta.)
It is unlawful to throw snowballs or set off firecrackers within the city, without the authorization of the mayor or City Council. (Calgary)
All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn, and a bicycle rider must keep both hands on the handlebars at all times" ( Edmonton.)
In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle)
It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.)
You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.)
Theater owners are forbidden to start a movie that will end after 2 am. (Toronto.)
You are not allowed to play a musical instrument in a park in (Windsor, Ontario)
A by-law forbids anyone from striking the sidewalk with a metal object (Winnipeg)
It is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up. (Winnipeg)

I actually got in an argument with my wife about the last one.
She was trying to tell me it was illegal...and I said "screw them, if they don't like what they see...close their eyes"...apparently she was right (this time).

cherenkov wrote:Next thing you know, doing coke and getting a blow job while driving will be illegal. God, how will I ever survive my morning commute?!?

Sad. I'd have to find new ways to support my family then.