The Official GOD FAQ

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27 And I saw as the color of amber, as the appearance of fire round
about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from
the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the
appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.

2 You shall burn with fire a third part in the middle of the city, when
the days of the siege are fulfilled: and you shall take a third part,
and smite about it with a knife: and a third part you shall scatter in
the wind; and I will draw out a sword after them.

3 You shall also take thereof a few in number, and bind them in your skirts.
4 Then take of them again, and cast them into the middle of the fire,
and burn them in the fire; for thereof shall a fire come forth into all
the house of Israel.
5 Thus said the Lord GOD; This is Jerusalem: I have set it in the
middle of the nations and countries that are round about her.
6 And she has changed my judgments into wickedness more than the
nations, and my statutes more than the countries that are round about
her: for they have refused my judgments and my statutes, they have not
walked in them.
7 Therefore thus said the Lord GOD; Because you multiplied more than
the nations that are round about you, and have not walked in my
statutes, neither have kept my judgments, neither have done according to
the judgments of the nations that are round about you;
8 Therefore thus said the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against you,
and will execute judgments in the middle of you in the sight of the
nations.