http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
LOL. Funny stuff
LOL. Funny stuff
"You're gonna run
into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the a$$hole you
worry about, it's how much sh1t comes out of it."
"Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son."
"It's just a fricking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"