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Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying...
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2 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:58 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
John Cleese teaching self defence....HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST A RASPBERRY.....
or Hell's Grannies....
or Hell's Grannies....
3 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:59 pm
grumpy old man
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Mine might have to be the Black Night bit where he loses his arms and legs...
First Peasant: Who's that there?
Second Peasant: I don't know... Must be a king.
First Peasant: Why?
Second Peasant: He hasn't got sh1t all over him.
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it!
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on you pansy!
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.
Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...
Black Knight: Come on then.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Look, stop that.
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
5 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:21 pm
Guest
Guest
Dead Parrot skit He's not pining he is bloody deceased , gone to meet his maker.
6 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:28 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
mister creosote exploding in The Meaning of Life
7 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:52 pm
grumpy old man
administrator
Wafer thin mint sir?
frick off I'm full.
Better get a bucket.
frick off I'm full.
Better get a bucket.
8 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:17 pm
rosencrentz
uber-contributor
Dead Parrot Skit!
9 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:22 pm
Triniman
general-contributor
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
10 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:03 am
Deank
contributor eminence
what is your favorite color? green..no blue... aiiiiieee
11 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:01 am
Miz point
uber-contributor
the bridge of death....look theres the old man from scene 24
12 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:33 am
AGEsAces
moderator
Know what I mean? wink wink, nudge nudge 
.
.13 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:57 am
Miz point
uber-contributor
say no more say no more.......
Does anybody remember the Gilliam animation about the house that would eat people? That was too funny....then two dudes with Texas accents come to the rescue called THE HOUSE HUNTERS and they slap a condemned sign on the evil house and it crumbles.....Gilliam's animations were amazing.
Does anybody remember the Gilliam animation about the house that would eat people? That was too funny....then two dudes with Texas accents come to the rescue called THE HOUSE HUNTERS and they slap a condemned sign on the evil house and it crumbles.....Gilliam's animations were amazing.
14 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:06 am
Guest
Guest
Yes they were you tend to forget about them the big boot that stomped everything or the faces he drew.
15 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:56 am
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It is 10.45 time for the penguin on top of your telly to blow up
Um how did he know that was going to happen
Just an educated guess mam
Um how did he know that was going to happen
Just an educated guess mam
16 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:17 am
Electrician
general-contributor
Ah, the good old days...
Every Sunday evening at 9:30 PM on PBS, channel 13.
Every Sunday evening at 9:30 PM on PBS, channel 13.
17 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:47 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
Pavolo wrote:It is 10.45 time for the penguin on top of your telly to blow up
Um how did he know that was going to happen
Just an educated guess mam
Oh - Intercourse the Penguin!!
18 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:47 am
Time Lord
newbie
At work both my self and my partner are big Monty Python fans. Quite a number of MP sayings have become part of the lingo at the shop:
Anything that is thick in the middle and thin on either end is a Brontosaurus.
Any time a question has the answer "5" it's followed by "five is right out" (Royal hand grenade).
Any cut or scrape is followed by "I've had worse".
Randomly "silly English Knigget" is used.
There are others I'm sure but we're starting not notice their origin. Visitors think we are on drugs.
Not Monty Python, but similar in that it's John Cleese, anything or anyone that is German is followed by "Don't mention the war" (with suitable German accent).
Anything that is thick in the middle and thin on either end is a Brontosaurus.
Any time a question has the answer "5" it's followed by "five is right out" (Royal hand grenade).
Any cut or scrape is followed by "I've had worse".
Randomly "silly English Knigget" is used.
There are others I'm sure but we're starting not notice their origin. Visitors think we are on drugs.
Not Monty Python, but similar in that it's John Cleese, anything or anyone that is German is followed by "Don't mention the war" (with suitable German accent).
19 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:15 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
Yeah |I get the same reactions from folks when I quote Python lines....I did a great "its only a rabbit" imitation the other day in a chocolate bunny aisle....little kids started to giggle, their parents looked mortified.....fun while shopping....haahahah
20 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:21 pm
Guest
Guest
A lot of people don't know who Monty is now as very rare to be on .
21 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:02 am
AGEsAces
moderator
Meet Monty:
22 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:21 pm
Electrician
general-contributor
Uhm, okay. I see you didn't get PBS down in South Carolina...
23 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:27 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, memories of SC - PIGGY PARK, Columbia, South Carolina....old Maurice and the white suit, the white caddy....that mustard sauce....man. Gullah food, Edisto Beach, Spoleto.....c**k fights.....weird, trippy place and |I loved it.
24 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:30 pm
AGEsAces
moderator
Miz point wrote:ahhhhhhhhhhhh, memories of SC - PIGGY PARK, Columbia, South Carolina....old Maurice and the white suit, the white caddy....that mustard sauce....man. Gullah food, Edisto Beach, Spoleto.....c**k fights.....weird, trippy place and |I loved it.
Raleigh-Durham area isn't too bad either...of course...being stationed at the base nearby...I didn't get to see too much of the town. What I did see wasn't bad though
25 Re: Greatest Monty Python Skit or Saying... Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:39 pm
Miz point
uber-contributor
Yeah but the bbq is different up that way....more vinegar based....
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