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the winnipeg sandbox » winnipeg sandbox.. » entertainment... » worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny

worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny

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1worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Empty worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:00 am

Deank

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"Academics have compiled a list of the most ancient gags and the oldest, harking back to 1900BC, is a Sumerian proverb from what is now southern Iraq.

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap,"
:@@@:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7536918.stm

Guest

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or this...

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key."

Deank

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at least you could tell men were full of sh1t even back then! (or had reallllllly short legs )

Miz point

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I like the one about Augustus's parentage.....quite clever.

http://www.granhotelflores.blogspot.com

Freeman

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Like I need a bunch of academics to tell me that fart jokes are funny. Razz

Deank

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Freeman wrote:Like I need a bunch of academics to tell me that fart jokes are funny. Razz

yeah but, this particular one... like umm.. what is supposed to be funny?

SMW

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I think something was lost in translation.

http://www.conceitedjerk.com

Deank

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Airt Mattrèssor wrote:I think something was lost in translation.

or the sumerians were real kinky....

SMW

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... or just uncommonly flatulent by today's standards.

http://www.conceitedjerk.com

10worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Empty Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:14 pm

Miz point

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Farts are funny.....especially if they are SBD's at a very formal and sombre occasion.

http://www.granhotelflores.blogspot.com

11worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Empty Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:17 pm

SMW

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Nah, they're funnier in an elevator.

http://www.conceitedjerk.com

12worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Empty Re: worlds oldest joke is extremely unfunny Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:38 pm

Miz point

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Ohhhhh NASTY.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...clever.

http://www.granhotelflores.blogspot.com

Freeman

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See what I mean, I'm not a university grad, but even the last few posts are funny.

Deank

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dutch oven farts are the funniest

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