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2 Re: Airport Strip Searches Tue May 12, 2009 6:16 pm
Electrician
general-contributor
Get your free x-rays too.
3 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 8:47 am
Freeman
uber-contributor
I think that the airport security types need a raise. Can you imagine the trauma of scanning some people!!
4 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 9:04 am
AGEsAces
moderator
Freeman wrote:I think that the airport security types need a raise. Can you imagine the trauma of scanning some people!!
You mean like this guy?
5 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 11:48 am
FlyingRat
moderator
That image is in dire need of a spoiler tag
6 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 11:53 am
Electrician
general-contributor
Who's kitchen is that???
7 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 12:00 pm
grumpy old man
administrator
That is JTF in his kitchen. I think.
9 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 12:09 pm
grumpy old man
administrator
It's not a watch. It is actually a radio used to communicate to his spaceship.
11 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 4:39 pm
Electrician
general-contributor
What would they search for on an airstrip? Field mice?
12 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 4:43 pm
Guest
Guest
Here we call them mushrooms (when in our food). 
13 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 8:40 pm
FlyingRat
moderator
Electrician wrote:What would they search for on an airstrip?
FOD
14 Re: Airport Strip Searches Wed May 13, 2009 10:02 pm
Guest
Guest
Foreign Object Debris for the ones who don't know crap on the runway .
17 Re: Airport Strip Searches Thu May 14, 2009 7:45 am
helgihg
newbie
The trick to avoiding a conventional strip search is to ask the guards beforehand what you have to pay them to give you one.
18 Re: Airport Strip Searches Thu May 14, 2009 10:10 am
FlyingRat
moderator
Pavolo wrote:Foreign Object Debris for the ones who don't know crap on the runway .
Ah Pav, I wanted to make them google it!
19 Re: Airport Strip Searches Thu May 14, 2009 10:10 am
FlyingRat
moderator
Yeah, then you get the unconventional strip search... heh heh heh....helgihg wrote:The trick to avoiding a conventional strip search is to ask the guards beforehand what you have to pay them to give you one.
20 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 7:31 am
Guest
Guest
Sorry just remember when I took ground school and the thought it took to fiqure it out . Sad to say the days of easy Air travel are also over and long gone thanks to the crap in the world and all the causes with something to prove .
21 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 8:02 am
Electrician
general-contributor
You mean you can't go around with an open fly anymore???
22 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 8:10 am
grumpy old man
administrator
Wow Pav, you took ground school? Heh heh. Ummm, what is ground school? Is that where you learn about gravity?
23 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 9:20 am
Guest
Guest
Depends what airline you are flying , Air Canada or Virgin .Electrician wrote:You mean you can't go around with an open fly anymore???
24 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 9:21 am
Guest
Guest
grumpy old man wrote:Wow Pav, you took ground school? Heh heh. Ummm, what is ground school? Is that where you learn about gravity?
And that it can't hold down hot air from rising .
25 Re: Airport Strip Searches Sat May 16, 2009 9:43 am
Guest
Guest
Oh...always back to Harper eh?Pavolo wrote:grumpy old man wrote:Wow Pav, you took ground school? Heh heh. Ummm, what is ground school? Is that where you learn about gravity?
And that it can't hold down hot air from rising .
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