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stupid sleep centre.

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1stupid sleep centre. Empty stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:31 am

Deank

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ugg.. can anyone actually sleep at that thing?


Uncomfortable hospital bed... check
Wires attached to every part of your body... check
Microphones dangling above and recording everything... check
humidity level -23%... check
needing to fart(and remembering check 3)... check



heh at least it only took 3 months to get an appointment.. I guess that is good..

2stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:38 am

Guest

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I thought they just sold beds....and I see you found them.... Very Happy

3stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:45 am

Deank

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thats the "BEST sleep centre" Smile I went to the one ran by the province..heh

4stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:59 am

Freeman

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Three months, quit your bitching. I waited 3 years and ended up having to go to Thunder Bay. The clinic there is quite nice. There were a half a dozen beds, each in its own "bedroom", nicely appointed, nothing too fancy, very comfortable. Best nights sleep I had in a long time when they put the CPAP on.

5stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:01 am

Deank

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heh... yeah they have 10 beds here now, just wish they were not crappy hospital beds. Never had to wear the CPAP thankfully and really it was a sleep exactly what I get every night at home so hopefully it will clue them into what is stopping me from sleeping.

6stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:50 am

FlyingRat

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Deank wrote:...exactly what I get every night at home....

and the microphones were listening? Wink

7stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:52 am

Deank

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yes

( you do remember that all of the new compact lightbulbs are in actuallity the governments way of recording everybody everywhere right??? )

8stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:11 pm

FlyingRat

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and every cell phone is part of a sonar imaging system that provides a real-time 3D image of everything to Batman.

9stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:13 pm

grumpy old man

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Good movie BTW. The joker was well done indeed by Heath Ledger.

10stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:14 pm

Freeman

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FlyingRat wrote:and every cell phone is part of a sonar imaging system that provides a real-time 3D image of everything to Batman.

Batman's secret identity is that of a quiet, unassuming socialist Premier. Very Happy

11stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:21 pm

FlyingRat

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And who is Robin?

12stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:33 pm

Deank

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thats easy..hint look to Elmwood.

13stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:47 pm

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Why are all the super heros Jewish....Batman, Spiderman, Superman....???

14stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:50 pm

FlyingRat

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Spider-man was specifically named with a hyphen to avoid this misconception.

15stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:52 pm

Guest

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I was thinking of Jeffrey Spiderman...his cousin.

16stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:52 pm

FlyingRat

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whose cousin?

17stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:28 pm

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Anonymous
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Spiderman's.

18stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:42 am

Freeman

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Then what super powers does Bergman have?

19stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:49 am

SMW

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Freeman wrote:Then what super powers does Bergman have?

Sinking passenger ships?

http://www.conceitedjerk.com

20stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:33 am

Guest

Anonymous
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heh heh...had to think about that one for a moment...lol

21stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:40 am

Freeman

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I thought that was pretty good!! Completely unrehearsed.

22stupid sleep centre. Empty Re: stupid sleep centre. Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:42 am

SMW

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Yeah man! Sandbox Improv!

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