okay.. well it says 50 funniest jokes of all time, but to be honest I laughed at only a couple and even then just barely
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322475/Researchers-official-50-funniest-jokes-time.html
if it gives you any hint of just how unfunny they are.. this is number one
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. Shesays to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says:'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322475/Researchers-official-50-funniest-jokes-time.html
if it gives you any hint of just how unfunny they are.. this is number one
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. Shesays to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says:'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'