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the winnipeg sandbox » winnipeg sandbox.. » national... » too fat?.. thats a get out of jail free card!

too fat?.. thats a get out of jail free card!

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Deank

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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081113/canada/canada_us_prisoner_fat

"Lapointe described his time in prison as "a living hell," CTV said."
yeah umm.. dude... its supposed to be

FlyingRat

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I guess his time served counted double since he is double the weight.

AGEsAces

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woo hoo...i can commit any crime i want and not worry about doing jailtime Very Happy.

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FlyingRat

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Why can't they send him to a fat farm to complete his sentence?

LivingDead

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Hey. Jail is living hell? you say. Here is an idea, don't break the law and you wont need to go to jail.

IMHO he should have to serve his full sentence in a federal prison.

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FlyingRat

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Do federal prisons have larger tables and chairs?

LivingDead

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FlyingRat wrote:Do federal prisons have larger tables and chairs?

I have no idea. I've never been to prison.

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rosencrentz

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You would hink that after spending 2 years in prison the guy would of, could of lost 100 pounds at the rate of 1 pound per week?

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Electrician

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Maybe he was 100 pounds thinner when he went in...
They got him all plump and ready for roast.
I guess that can happen when you pass all your time sitting on a recliner, watching a 52" plasma TV...
(Just guessing, but I might be right...).

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EdWin

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What's the moral of the story, kids?

It's good to be obese because you can do whatever you want and not go to jail.

And all the kiddies scream "yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"

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And if fat enough when you do the crime they won't fit you in the car so waddle away Shocked

Electrician

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You can't go skating on the pond at Kildonan Park, either...

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rosencrentz

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This guy went in to jail at 300 pounds and then put on weight! That was the report in the paper.

I guess that the food is still heavy on the potatoes, toast and lots of carbohydrates, since I was a guest of the city for a weekend!
I enjoyed peak of the market potatoes! lol



Last edited by rosencrentz on Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:16 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : yes)

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Deank

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Gotta quit picking up those hookers in the north end rosie... then you wont be spending time in jail

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