More Big News on MSNBC- Tiger Woods Car Accident!

So exciting to find out that Tiger is being accused of bopping another blond bimbo , when he was in Australia last week.
I didn't know that consenting adults having a discretionary bopping was anyone's business?
The Americans are 87% nuts, as the hollier than thou group takes over.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Marge, change the channel!

Excellent idea! I usually have one of my 6 news channels on. Yesterday I wasnt paying attention so I got caught with the big news stories on all the US side, and that means no news, but junk stories about Tiger.
The US system I think is dummied down to attract the dummies?
You have to go to the BBC for the old style real news.
I must admit I am enjoying Fox News complete and unbiased coverage of Barak Obama!

With all his money, you'd think he'd have better advice on getting in front of this mess, and not behind as it is as now.

He is probaby the best golfer in the world. Why should this be a surprise to anyone, considering the strength of his driver and accuracy of his putter, and of course, his balls have to be the best.

What is strange about all this is legally he is not obligated to give a report to the FHP......being that this was a single vehicle incident and no alcohol was involved.....all he had to do was stop making promises of disclosure and this would have blown over. Life in the bubble of fame....it is the price one pays for it, the price of loss of privacy.

Freeman wrote:He is probaby the best golfer in the world. Why should this be a surprise to anyone, considering the strength of his driver and accuracy of his putter, and of course, his balls have to be the best.

and how long did it take you to "come up" with all of those double entendres? hehehe

Miz point wrote:

Freeman wrote:He is probaby the best golfer in the world. Why should this be a surprise to anyone, considering the strength of his driver and accuracy of his putter, and of course, his balls have to be the best.

and how long did it take you to "come up" with all of those double entendres? hehehe

Actually, not long at all. They're pretty obvious, I just had to get them into one sentence.

Okay...case closed....get on with your lives.....golf rules.....Tiger is a slut....who the hell cares?


Tuesday, December 1st 2009

Tiger Woods Will Not Face Criminal Charges











Major Cindy Williams (Schlemiel, Schlemazel!!!) of the Florida Highway Patrol glided up to the podium today to announce that Tiger Woods
will not face any criminal charges for killing a fire hydrant and
running into a tree. However, Tiger will get a $164 ticket for careless
driving. Major Cindy also said that there were no claims of Elin Nordegren whooping a trick and they will not seek a warrant to look into Tiger's medical records. The case is now closed!
I'm sure none of you read any of that, because you were too busy
staring into Major Cindy's luminous eyes. I too am mesmerized by her. I
just want to climb over the podium and find a way to sit my nalgas on
her hat. That hat was made to hug butt cheeks. It's calling my ass
cheeks' names (Used & Abused).
And if you some of you still aren't sure what happened that fateful
November night, then let the Chinese explain it to Sims-style. You will
understand why Elin went crazy that night. You might want to slap a
b1tch too if you constantly had a bubble of that whore Rachel Uchitel (holding a vacuum cleaner) following you.

So for today's no reporting of any news, we will hear that Congress is going to investigate why there will be no investigation?
I hope Tiger pleads not guilty! As there areno witnesses to his driving carelessly, there is no way he could be found guilty!
Good example of keeping your mouth shut, when there is no reason to talk to the police, who are there only to get you in trouble!
There was never any reason for Tiger to speak to them.
Do you remember the following from a previous thread?
"Am I required by law to answer that question?"