When will Israel attack Iran?

The faster we destroy the Earth, the faster we will see mankind saved! Not everyone, of course, there's only room for 144,000 peeps in Heaven, or something like that!

....ahhhh....the virgin to men ratio thingy eh?

Yeah, that's a bonus but only for the Moslems, eh?

If true, I wonder if I could convert at the time.

Well, I don't think they need you to get circumsized, so it may be possible!

whew!!

That 144,000 is just the first wave (of/from the 12 Churches or something). The enigma is at what point in Tribulation that other believers are raptured - beginning, middle or end. The most likely is the theory that God will see all believers suffer the same human fate as his Son - before rising to Heaven and returning for 1,000 years of ........

Some very interesting times right around the corner.

There have been non-stop predictions of the imminent events of revelations happening "very shortly now" for 2000 years.

In fact the Bible clearly states that the Second Coming was supposed to happen 2000 years ago, within a lifetime of Christ's death:

"For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father's glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what he has done. I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom."
- Matthew 16:27-28 (NIV)

"Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it is near, right at the door. I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened."
- Mark 13:29-30 (NIV)

"I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened."
- Luke 21:32 (NIV)

"Behold, I am coming soon! Blessed is he who keeps the words of the prophecy in this book."
- Revelation 22:7 (NIV)

This isn't something you can pin this on the Counsel of Nicea or events afterward. When the converts of Paul in Thessalonica were persecuted by the Roman Empire, they believed the end was upon them. This belief had largely dissipated by around AD 90, when Christians said, "We have heard these things [of the end of the world] even in the days of our fathers, and look, we have grown old and none of them has happened to us".

Also according to the Book of Revelation:

Not only are girls not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are out of luck. In short, if you are not a virgin then you are not to be saved from the tribulations.

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth."

"These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb he whither soever goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the first fruits unto God and to the Lamb."

Source: King James Version

Alright!!!! BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoooooHoooooo! Really, think about it - if chicks cannot be in on this????

Do you think Georgr Bush's predecessors wrote that?

Miz point wrote:Alright!!!! BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoooooHoooooo! Really, think about it - if chicks cannot be in on this????

Eh, whut?

Triniman wrote:

Miz point wrote:Alright!!!! BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoooooHoooooo! Really, think about it - if chicks cannot be in on this????

Eh, whut?

See the previous post.

According to the Book of Revelations, not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but neither are those who are "defiled by women" (had sex with a woman.)