DREAM ON ARCHIE

This is too funny....lifted from http://www.dlisted.com

Archie, Stop Playing!


This past May, Archie made the right choice by proposing marriage to that rich hot b1tch Veronica.
It was an important moment in history for money grubbin' whores everywhere. Well, in the latest Archie comic book, he proposes to that boring ass prude Betty! No, this isn't going to turn into some Big Love sh1t. Apparently, Archie is just imagining what his life would be like if he married either Veronica (HOT and GLITTERY) or Betty (LIMP and MISSIONARY). In real comic book life, Archie hasn't decided who he is going to stick his cartoon peen in for the rest of his days. Archie will make a decision one day, and we know how this is going to play out.
Obviously, Archie will realize that his heart really belongs to Jughead:

They don't call him Jughead for nothing! Okay, that made no sense, but it sounded kind of sexy. For real, this is the way it was meant to be. Archie should put a shiny c**k ring on Jughead while Veronica in a hot dress looks on.
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Growing up with 2 older sisters, there were always Archie comic books around. Alot of child hood memories have just been dashed.

that is my job today.....to dash all hope and destroy myths....sorry, but someone has to do it......

oh pleasee... as if you could call Betty Limp and missionary.

If anything in bed Betty would be an absolute sex slave. She would do anything that Archie demanded of her, no matter how kinky just because she would want to prove her love for him. Veronica would be very demanding and insist everything be done her way for her pleasure and occasionaly when drunk on wine from some social gathering where she noticed a long lost rich love from days gone by, would be willing to go the extra mile for Archie.

err... not that I have thought about it at all.

Yeah...I don't agree with that whole summary either.

Everyone knows that Veronica is a prude...and would probably not even want "pleasure"...would just feel it's her obligation to lay there while Archie gets his rocks off.

Betty would definitely be the better choice, as she'd be more adventurous and experimental...trying to find new and exciting ways to keep Archie happy.

The only problem with Archie being with Betty though...is he'll always have that wandering eye for Veronica...which will do nothing but piss off Betty in the end...so neither one of them would stay happy.

The only way it could work with Archie & Betty is if Veronica left town...or hooked up with Jughead.

hehehehehhe

Jughead and ronnie would make the perfect couple. All jug would care about is eating at the special functions they go to. Ronnie could flirt all she wanted with other guys and then when they go home imagine she is with whomever she wants and the bed stuff would be over and done with jug would not care about anything other then getting up to go make a sandwhich.


plus there is that nose of his..... i bet he could do all sorts of interesting things with that.

You know what they say about noses and hands and other things.......but yeah, Jughead's proboscis has some interesting possibilities.

My God, listen to yourselves...you're fantasizing over comic book characters!!

would you rather I fantasized about you?

Maybe grow the moustache back so you look like Layton. I might be able to get some sort of fantasy going.

Deank wrote:would you rather I fantasized about you?

Maybe grow the moustache back so you look like Layton. I might be able to get some sort of fantasy going.

that one would involve guns wouldn't it?

guns, leather, maybe some whips and chains.

I'm speechless.

hehehehehehe