what a discussion with Mario would be like

http://www.cracked.com/blog/chatting-with-mario-during-a-game-of-super-mario-brothers/

"
Level 1-1
Mario: Whoa! Where am I? What the hell is going on? And now I’m walking!
Chris Bucholz: Oh hey dude. That’s just me. I’ve got the stick now, you just relax.
M: I don’t understand! I have no memory of anything until… Whoa! What the hell is that?
CB: Chill dude.
M: Don’t go near that! Don’t go near that! That’s bigger than I am. OHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIT. Gross!
CB: See? It’s nothing.
M: What was that? That thing that I jumped on. I ki… you killed it! You’re a monster! It wasn’t going to hurt anyone.
CB: No, it’d have killed you. Trust me.
M: Why should I trust you? Who are you? Hey slow down. Don’t jump here! OW!
CB: What? I just got you got a coin. We’ll need that later. Hey, does that hurt?
M: Does smashing a solid metal block with my head hurt? YES IT HURTS, DOCTOR ROCKET GENIUS.
CB: How about this?
M: OW!
CB: So the brick ones hurt too. Huh. They look squishy."

and it goes on for a little while longer... FUNNNYYY as hell.

Deank, no offense but are you an adult?

Well he is an adult chronologically.

you guys telling me that stuff aint funny?

To be fair Deank, I'm not on the same meds...

meds shmeds that stuff is comedy gold.

maybe comedy bronze...wouldn't call it gold

then you have not read the whole thing, or perhaps overvalue your gold.

yes...read the whole thing...all the profanity really made it annoying.

and...while the concept of the discussion COULD be hysterical...the writer needs to work on his script more...cause he misses the mark on the punchlines.

I love the Cracked website and pretty laugh at everything on the site, this mario thing..........not so much.

(checks his meds, nope those are the right amount)

hmmm... maybe you all are just feeling down from the change in weather?

It's definitely not your meds, I'm so doped up I can't remember my password to this site half the time!

You can play old school Mario here http://nintendo8.com/game/629/super_mario_brothers/

I can play old school mario on my nes and snes and cube and wii