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cat owners who hate cats

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1cat owners who hate cats Empty cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:41 pm

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2cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:51 pm

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I may or may not have laughed so hard that I shot coffee all over the computer monitor.
I'm glad someone has found a use for cats. Until now, I wasn't sure what they were good for.

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3cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:09 pm

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I fail to see the humour in that. All my cats are dressed so...

4cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:32 pm

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But are they Sphynx Cats? Because that's what really ices the cake. Anyone can dress up a tabby. But a hairless cat that looks like a foot? That takes talent.

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5cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:48 pm

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No, all my cats have hair. Well, except for the OC cat that constantly licks herself creating bald spots all over...

6cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:11 pm

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St. Norberter was saying that people in River Heights hoarded cats. Now I know...

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7cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:12 pm

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That means of course that upon arrival at your new home you immediately begin collecting cats.

8cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:18 pm

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Hesh yer dirty mouf! Lies! Lies!

I can only imagine what cats would do to my husband's precious leather couch. *shudders*
The couch is more important than me or the kids. I have to protect it with every fibre of my being.
Cats? Not wanted on the voyage.

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9cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:21 am

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CitizenSourpuss wrote:I may or may not have laughed so hard that I shot coffee all over the computer monitor.
I'm glad someone has found a use for cats. Until now, I wasn't sure what they were good for.

You mean other than providing exercise for dogs??

10cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:04 am

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CitizenSourpuss wrote:Hesh yer dirty mouf! Lies! Lies!

I can only imagine what cats would do to my husband's precious leather couch.

*shudders*

The couch is more important than me or the kids.


You do know that you can get another husband don't you?

btw...couches are a dime a dozen, just ask Rosen.

11cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:08 am

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I prefer dogs, myself. Cats are too snobbish.

12cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:10 am

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Cats are only snobbish to strangers. My cats are perfect. Just ask me. So is my dog BTW...

13cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:12 am

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heh....puuurrrrfect eh.Smile

14cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:13 am

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Cats rock!

When they are asleep. Damn annoying things when they are not asleep.

15cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:16 am

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Actually, cats can lower your blood presure.

16cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:20 am

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yeah by sucking the blood out of your neck when you are asleep.

17cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:27 am

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...but that's very rare....lol

18cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:07 pm

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JTF wrote:
CitizenSourpuss wrote:Hesh yer dirty mouf! Lies! Lies!

I can only imagine what cats would do to my husband's precious leather couch.

*shudders*

The couch is more important than me or the kids.


You do know that you can get another husband don't you?

btw...couches are a dime a dozen, just ask Rosen.


Hells no. This is the first and last one. I am NOT re-training another one!
When it dies/gets put to sleep/runs away I'm going to enjoy doing things I want to do, like raising fainting goats on an Argentinian winery.

http://www.citizensourpuss.wordpress.com

19cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:18 pm

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grumpy old man wrote:Cats are only snobbish to strangers. My cats are perfect. Just ask me. So is my dog BTW...

Herbie (my new cat since May '09) picked me out at the Humane Society. He was crying out for me, and when I picked him up he said telepathically "Yeah, you'll do," then starts to lick my right cheek.

The orange cat, Tiger (turned 11 last week) seems to prefer the company of other cats. But since Smiles passed away March '09 he has noticed me more and has become more friendly to me - not biting, hissing at me.

After my Mom passed away in Jan. 2010 my young sister bought a mutt-type dog. The dog (Angel) doesn't like me one bit because I tried to pull her out of the pet carrier in the first week.

All I hear now when I visit is "bow wow wow, raow, bow wow wow."

Once I had some pieces of sliced apple on a plate on the sofa. I offerred one slice to her and I swear she said telepathically in a middle-agedJewish oman's voice, "I don't want your apple."

But the point of this thread is the things that cats do that annoy humans.

It's when I want to sleep in on the weekend (or weekday)and one or both of them are hungry and they are intentionally jumping over me and landing on my abdomen. Ouch! Cat, get the F**k off my chest!

When they're really, really hungry and I have put off (a bit) feeding them, they'll start to intentionally knock stuff over, or spill coins off a shelf, or something that normally they are careful not to throw off or down.

My cats get fed twice a day, but sometimes we get weather like we did this past weekend - unseasonably chilly cold, rain and it takes a bit more motivation for me to get dressed and walk to the store for their chows.

My cousin had 3 cats in the 1980s and into the late 1990s.

He has grown up with dogs all his life, so cats were a totally different thing for him. He also lived with two of his buddies.

When was married in '94 and by '98 had an onsite job injury. His wife left him in '99, and he gave her all three cats. He now (in the past 5 years) tells me that he wishes he never owned those cats because of their maintenance.



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20cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:20 pm

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CitizenSourpuss wrote:
JTF wrote:
CitizenSourpuss wrote:Hesh yer dirty mouf! Lies! Lies!

I can only imagine what cats would do to my husband's precious leather couch.

*shudders*

The couch is more important than me or the kids.


You do know that you can get another husband don't you?

btw...couches are a dime a dozen, just ask Rosen.


Hells no. This is the first and last one. I am NOT re-training another one!
When it dies/gets put to sleep/runs away I'm going to enjoy doing things I want to do, like raising fainting goats on an Argentinian winery.


you couch is going to run away?

21cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:08 pm

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22cat owners who hate cats Empty Re: cat owners who hate cats Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:10 pm

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Deank wrote:
CitizenSourpuss wrote:
JTF wrote:
CitizenSourpuss wrote:Hesh yer dirty mouf! Lies! Lies!

I can only imagine what cats would do to my husband's precious leather couch.

*shudders*

The couch is more important than me or the kids.


You do know that you can get another husband don't you?

btw...couches are a dime a dozen, just ask Rosen.

If you got as much fat ass as our couch has, you'd run away too.


Hells no. This is the first and last one. I am NOT re-training another one!
When it dies/gets put to sleep/runs away I'm going to enjoy doing things I want to do, like raising fainting goats on an Argentinian winery.


you couch is going to run away?

http://www.citizensourpuss.wordpress.com

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