When April Fool's go bad?

http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/world/2010/04/07/13496886.html





**Doorbell**

“uh, hi…is this the house with the group sex ad from Craig’s List?”

“No?”

“Heh..Oops, sorry…wrong house”

Wow.

hi I am at home until 11 and I would like to serve as many men as possible before going to work.. please just show up at

XXXXXXXX

WTF? really? people really think that there are people like that in the world?

sheesh.. if she served that many people she would not have the energy for work.. duh.

Sounds like it has the making of a fun prank, but went bad when some horn-dog took things too far when he got the address mixed up!

Its not like the people who respond to ads on craigslist are the top notch of the world to begin with.


And these are just from the personals, not the hey lets hook up and have sex area of the site


current womans' CL ad

Hello there! My name is Veronica. I just got out of an unnecessarily complicated relationship and I'm currently on the rebound (can I get a woot-woot?)! My world has been torn to pieces and I have lost all sense of standards. Sooooo I decided to log onto craigslist because I am interested in dating a douchebag!

If you are a young man between the age of 18-26, middle-upper class white boy who thinks he's a "thug," wear wife beaters or jersey tanks all the time, have obnoxious facial hair, wear caps cocked slightly to the side, wear sunglasses at night, never understood the concept of a belt, and spend more time infront of the mirror than I do, then I am interested in meeting you!

I am completely serious. I usually date the pretentious businessman-type. This time I'm looking for something new and fun.

Okay so enough about you. Let's talk about me!
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current mans CL ad

Hello A/all..i am lookin for a Lady around my age,race, looks and weight are unimportent to me..the inside counts,if You are extremly kinky (fistingme and stuff)and open minded plzz reply to me,i am extremly sub/slave,..more info when u reply

...who's Sandbox profile did you pull those from Deank?

heh

I browse the CL ads sometimes just for a good chuckle. man o man there is some hilarious finds sometimes.... and its Soooo obvious when someone is posting something to get revenge or play a trick on someone else.

Like that open house / garage sale, that invited everyone to such and such address, and take whatever furniture ya want, and the homeowner returns to an empty house - even the kitchen sink is missing!?!

ouch.. that was a bad one

Just a large insurance claim is all... Like Ferengi lightning.

FlyingRat you wrote:

Like that open house / garage sale, that invited everyone to such and such address, and take whatever furniture ya want, and the homeowner returns to an empty house - even the kitchen sink is missing!?!

Hey I had that happen to me in the late 80's when my 1st C/L left me...

She however didn't have to invite many other then her new boyfriend and she felt she was being real nice when she left me the kitchen sink...

C/L?

Common Law wife GOM...

Deank wrote:heh

I browse the CL ads sometimes just for a good chuckle. man o man there is some hilarious finds sometimes.... and its Soooo obvious when someone is posting something to get revenge or play a trick on someone else.

Dean please tell me you also look at missed connections on Kijiji.

BEST EVER

http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/f-community-missed-connections-W0QQCatIdZ636

love&hate, was that supposed to point to one in particular? There were a few funny ones in there

I was in the pool admiring you and watching you as you played with your kids. If you think you know who I am, let me know. Also let me know who I was there with, so we can know that it was us.... I think you were absolutely beautiful and would like to meet again... I could descibe you to the tee.... can you?

creepy...

funny.. but then I got to post number 5 and realized they were all made up;

Deank wrote:funny.. but then I got to post number 5 and realized they were all made up;

About the nice cop? LMAO!

grumpy old man wrote:Like Ferengi lightning.

"Ferengi Lightning" 'eh?


That's a new one....