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the winnipeg sandbox » winnipeg sandbox.. » eat & drink... » what foods make the best farts?

what foods make the best farts?

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1what foods make the best farts? Empty what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:23 am

Deank

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Hmm.. what is best I guess we need to decided first.

Best would be.... Eye's watering, room clearing, how long it sticks around for.

2what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:24 am

SMW

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Well, I'm lactose intolerant, so if I've had any dairy products (including pizza) I'm good for a few hours of "rotten eggs".

Just a warning, in case anyone wants to hold the next meetup at a pizza joint...

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3what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:33 am

grumpy old man

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Spicy foods have a very nasty "side" effect.

4what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:38 am

Deank

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Those "instant" noodles do me in. If I eat a pack of those at lunch you dont want to be anywhere near me 3-4 hours later..,

They are vey silent and very deadly.. dont have much staying power though.

5what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:39 am

Bartron

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Cauliflower!

6what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:49 am

Goth_chic

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Seriously??? You guys are discussing farts? OMG.

7what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:52 am

grumpy old man

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Ummm, yeah? We ARE guys ya know...

8what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:53 am

Bartron

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Deank wrote:Hmm.. what is best I guess we need to decided first.

Best would be.... Eye's watering, room clearing, how long it sticks around for.

Who are you planning on gassing Dean?

9what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:59 am

Deank

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heh... Someone else said we should start a Fart thread.. so I did.

10what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:01 pm

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Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.

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11what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:05 pm

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Goth_chic wrote:Seriously??? You guys are discussing farts? OMG.

Yes, but you gals are invited to participate, of course! Equal opportunity juveniles, we are.

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12what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:10 pm

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Broccoli.....roast pork......beer.....greasy Sals breakfast

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13what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:10 pm

Deank

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LivingDead wrote:Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.

yeah but caggage farts actually have a sweetish smell to them, although cabbage farts do have some damn good lingering capabilities.

14what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:12 pm

LivingDead

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Deank wrote:
LivingDead wrote:Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.

yeah but caggage farts actually have a sweetish smell to them, although cabbage farts do have some damn good lingering capabilities.

Add lots of Eggs to the mix. nothing and I mean nothing is worse than egg farts and with the excess gas cabbage produces you can have hours upon hours of endless fun.



Last edited by LivingDead on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:13 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Typo)

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15what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:13 pm

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ass lots of eggs?

16what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:14 pm

LivingDead

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Deank wrote:ass lots of eggs?
Typo

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17what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:15 pm

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Deank wrote:ass lots of eggs?

I've heard of potatoes and jelly, but eggs? Ugh... suppose you'd have to hard-boil 'em first...

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18what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:17 pm

Deank

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its funnier with ass lots..

eggs ( boiled of course), instant noodles, cabbage..

...sounds like a plan.

oo wait.. add some peanut butter in there too.

okay.. who wants to host a fart party?

19what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:18 pm

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That'd be interesting, sort of like the Big Smoke that cigar aficionados hold annually. We should book the same venue they do, as we'd have to ensure adequate ventilation...

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20what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:52 pm

grumpy old man

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Great thread. Wish I'd thought of it...

21what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:28 pm

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grumpy old man wrote:Great thread. Wish I'd thought of it...
You've been hanging around with the wrong broad for sure now.
Hairy armpits, burps and farts....really classy eh...just like this thread.

Hey.And give me back my thumbs down a. (Only cowards hid behind women ya' know.. or their excuses...and I thought that this forum was non-censoring.)

22what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:31 pm

grumpy old man

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No. This forum is self-censoring.

And please keep me out of any and all of the bickering going on here. I want no part of it. Unless I start it. And if I'm right. Which I always are.

23what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:36 pm

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Why did you delete the thumbs down button if you're not getting involved. She complained and you deleted the option. That's censorship buddy.

Many people express their opinion of a post with that option....but you know that.

24what foods make the best farts? Empty Re: what foods make the best farts? Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:02 pm

Jondo

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Nobody is immune to beans and cabbage. Cabbage soup and most chili should isolate you for hours. But, here's a little inside information that I can share after studying the food/fart phenom for a better part of the 90's. The two above are the worst offenders. However, if you eat them both at the same time they miraculously cancel each other out. So if you're at a chili party and the usual jokes break out - ask for a side of cabbage or cabbage soup and you will amaze them with your silent tooter.

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