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Deank · 1 this is just so very very wrong Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:55 pm

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reading through my technical manual for track and field

Here is the description for pole vaulting

The event can be broken down into five phases. The phases are;

1. Approach
2. Plant
3. Penetration
4. Rock-Back
5. Extension

Miz point · 2 Re: this is just so very very wrong Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:01 pm

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Wow.....sounds like instructions for a really cool sex position.....but Dean, you always have sex on your mind.....horndog you are....mind you, some of us are not much better behaved either....I think I will go back to my imagination now....ahhh, that feels good.

Deank · 3 Re: this is just so very very wrong Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:06 pm

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this is true... I do always have sex on my mind.. then again I am male so that is pretty much a given.

Our thought process goes like this.
If I stomp on this spider, women will think I am manly and want me more. WIN!
If I dont stomp on this spider, women will think I have a soft side and want me more. WIN!
If I eat that spider, women will think I am crazy and want me more. WIN!
If I make a drawing of that spider, women will think I am artistic and want me more. WIN!

You see? So as long as whatever decision we make can somehow in our twisted minds get us some sort of sex its considered a WIN! And we always think that we made the right decision to get more sex.

Miz point · 4 Re: this is just so very very wrong Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:12 pm

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Gotta admit tho....this is funny.

Deank wrote:this is true... I do always have sex on my mind.. then again I am male so that is pretty much a given.

Our thought process goes like this.
If I stomp on this spider, women will think I am manly and want me more. WIN!
If I dont stomp on this spider, women will think I have a soft side and want me more. WIN!
If I eat that spider, women will think I am crazy and want me more. WIN!
If I make a drawing of that spider, women will think I am artistic and want me more. WIN!

You see? So as long as whatever decision we make can somehow in our twisted minds get us some sort of sex its considered a WIN! And we always think that we made the right decision to get more sex.

Whatever Dean....not all women are that easily persuaded and believe it or not, women think about sex a great deal too....we have just been programmed to deny our ahhh, more primitive drives. Thank goodness that trend is vanishing.

Deank · 5 Re: this is just so very very wrong Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:38 pm

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who said women are that easily pursuaded? Just because we think you are, rarely rarely rarely means you are.

Guest · 6 Re: this is just so very very wrong Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:56 pm

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Dean throw all the asprin out of the house this is just so very very wrong Lol

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