(Fahrenheit)
60 above zero:
Floridians and Hawaiins turn on the heat.
People in Manitoba plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians and Hawaiins shiver uncontrollable.
People in Manitoba sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Mb. drive with the windows down.
32 above zero"
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Mb gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underware, gloves, wool hats.
People in Mb. throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York Landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in Mb. have the last cookout before it gets cold
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Mb. close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico or Hawaii.
People in Mb. get out their winter coats
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Mb. let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mbs get upset because they cann't start the mini-van.
460 below zero:
All atomic motion stops(absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)
People in Mb. start saying- "COLD 'NUFF FER YA?
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
All public schools in Mb. will open 2 hours late.
60 above zero:
Floridians and Hawaiins turn on the heat.
People in Manitoba plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians and Hawaiins shiver uncontrollable.
People in Manitoba sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Mb. drive with the windows down.
32 above zero"
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Mb gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underware, gloves, wool hats.
People in Mb. throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York Landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in Mb. have the last cookout before it gets cold
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Mb. close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico or Hawaii.
People in Mb. get out their winter coats
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Mb. let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mbs get upset because they cann't start the mini-van.
460 below zero:
All atomic motion stops(absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)
People in Mb. start saying- "COLD 'NUFF FER YA?
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
All public schools in Mb. will open 2 hours late.
Last edited by rosencrentz on Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:24 pm; edited 1 time in total
