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How to win a Nobel Prize

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1How to win a Nobel Prize Empty How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:53 am

LivingDead

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How to win a Nobel Prize

Gerry wrote:I just sent the following letter to Norway.

Dear Nobel Prize Committee:

I believe in peace and fervently hope that all nations can be really nice and kind to each other.
I dream of a world where lunatic Iranian leaders will make Israelis
their Facebook friends, where demented, egomaniacal dictators will use
their nuclear reactors to power Ferris Wheels instead of bombs and
where Al Qaeda terrorists will exchange their box-cutters for X-Boxes.

And I pray every night for sunshine and rainbows
Now that you know where I stand, when can I collect my Nobel Prize?
Yours truly,
Gerry Nicholls

I laughed long and hard.
How the hell did Obama get a Nobel peace prize? He did absolutely nothing.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

2How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:08 am

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....but ...but ..but..he might do something in the future....


You don't buy it eh? A lot of people don't. Wink

3How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:29 pm

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Lowered expectations.

4How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:10 pm

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I believe in peace where is my nobel prize?

5How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:56 pm

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Peace sells, but who's buying?

6How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:34 pm

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Triniman wrote:Peace sells, but who's buying?

Apparently the committee who awarded Obama with the nobel peace prize!

7How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:01 pm

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How to win a Nobel Prize Megadeth_-_Peace_Sells..._But_Who%27s_Buying-

8How to win a Nobel Prize Empty Re: How to win a Nobel Prize Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:37 am

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